Slang Dick

To sleep with a copious amount of women. The art of Slanging Dick or Slanging D.

Lets Get hammered tonight and Slang Dick downtown son.

I Slang D all day long!

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Slider

A lame individual, similar to a jack off.

Jeff is such a slider, I don't think he'll ever get laid.

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FOB

To Fart On Balls, an intense fart

Bro, I just Farted all over my balls, that was a ridiculous FOB
see also SOB

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SOB

To Shit On Balls, an extreme dump

Person 1: Dude I just blew up the toilet, I shit all over my balls.

Person 2: Damn son SOB is never a good time.

See Also FOB

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Kyle Gamache

The reason the HIV virus exists. He once farted and made a condom balloon animal. (a goose)

Dude were you just penetrating a labradoodle?

Dammit Kyle Gamache

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BAVarino

The BAVarino is the ultimate redneck, A Born Again Virgin due to a nonexistant sex life. NASCAR is usually watched by the BAVarino regularly

Damn I don't think Jeff has had sex in a year or so, yeah he is such a BAVarino

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