MIME SEX

When you have quiet sex in your house when there are other people there. This leads to a lot of pointing and grabbing to explain what you want your partner to do in order for no one to hear you.

ME: I completely banged that girl last night!

U: Dude, your mom was home last night wasnt she?

ME: Yes, She was upstairs, so I had mime sex in the Living Room real quick.

U: Sweet

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