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Highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of Roxy Music fame. Known universally to true fans as "The Great Paul Thompson", due to his incredible drumming skills and power. A great example of his work can be found on the extended instrumental section of the Roxy Music track "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" from the 1973 album "For Your Pleasure". Paul Thompson underpinned the Roxy Music sound from 1973 - 1980 when he left the group due to 'musical differences' (i.e. Bryan Ferry wanted to take the "Rock" out of Roxy Music and turn out easy listening lounge lizard fare). Ferry saw the error of his ways some time later and Paul has been on the recent tours with the largely original Roxy line-up.
For some great examples of Paul Thompson listen to:
"2HB"
"The Bob"
"Every Dream Home a Heartache"
"She Sells"
"Manifesto"
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To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.
Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.
Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"
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A state of mind comprising resolute frustration where you are being lectured on a slab of depressingly tiresome subject information by a rather hot and pert-breasted female. Hence you are not able to concentrate on the tiresome material presented and you just long for a small glimpse of pert, perky and unfettered cleavage.
Example - Watching some crappy property developing programme which is presented by a fit and tasty 35 year old doris with baps like space hoppers and nipples like chapel hat pegs. We have all been there. "Oh my good lord, not another greedy clueless geek trying to be a high and mighty property developer, I just want to see some proper heaving ladymeat - this is another case of Beenylust"
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A 'Barrowman' is esentially an ageing, gay pretty-boy and is an overzealous and predatory 'giver' in an act of manly love between two men configured in the traditional 'Wheelbarrow' position.
Example: "Hey (very) young Scott, I will pin you down later for some manly love after you have finished waxing your bikini line"? "Bagsy I am the Barrowman of stone tonight - you can be the naughty sponge-wheelbarrow!"
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An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.
Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........
Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un
Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting
Hells Kitchen
Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie
Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling
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1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
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