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Skyrim

Getting a rimjob in an airplane (or somewhere in the sky).

I skyrimmed Katy Perry yesterday.

by Pawn of Sex February 1, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.

I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.

by Pawn of Sex May 28, 2016

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


zika

Ebola's best friend.

I got Zika! Run!

by Pawn of Sex February 18, 2016

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Thank you

The opposite of fuck you.

Thank you, cunt.

by Pawn of Sex June 2, 2016

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.

My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!

by Pawn of Sex February 29, 2016


veggie

Every kid's monster.

Mom, I don't want to eat that fucking veggie!

by Pawn of Sex February 23, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat and/or use anything from the animal kingdom (except humans). Some vegans are dietary only, just for health reasons only. Some are ethical, which are people that not only eat vegan, but do vegan, wear vegan and live vegan.

Some vegans are endorsers of animal rights groups, like PETA, in which I fucking hate. But some aren't endorsers of any animal rights group, which is perfectly fine.

Vegans, if we are herbivores, try eating grass. 99.694201337% of the time when you eat it, you'll vomit. And also, try eating tree leaves RAW. Herbivores have a PLEASURE to eat raw grass/raw tree leaves. We only eat certain types of leaves like lettuce, kale and spinach.

by Pawn of Sex April 18, 2016

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž