Hot Steve

Pissing up someone's nose while their mouth is duct taped shut.

That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.

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catch feelings

to have your feelings hurt

The fat girl would catch feelings whenever we threw hot dogs at her.

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methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

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group project

quite possibly the most idiotic educational device, created by hyper-ego professors whose sole existence on earth is to make you meet people in the library

Man that group project sucked.

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playing the cavern

To give a woman oral sex.

My girlfriend seemed to enjoy it when I played the cavern last night.

Hong Bits

A proper-name euphemism for smoking marijuana out of a kick-ass water bong. Great for using at and around the office.

- Hey can you guys help with a charity drive after work?

- No, we can't, we're visiting my old friend Hong Bits.

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Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.

My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

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