deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

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splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

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Fire Drill

A tool kept at schools the staff uses to drill flaming holes in the heads of students.

"That's it. It's the fire drill for you, Mr.Peterson."

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talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).

Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.

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sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

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bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

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corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

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