phaggeltooth

1.) one or many teeth that are slightly crooked, sometimes straying far off the trail of the other teeth. Often comes from no braces or not wearing a retainer. Very irritating to look at. Upon giving head, the tooth will scrape and injure one's genitalia.

"Patrick's girlfriend has a phaggeltooth. I bet that shit hurts. He should only do her from behind." or "Man, that chick was hot, until I saw her phaggeltooth. I couldn't stop staring at it."

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Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

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complete and utter fag

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."

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button mushroom

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

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Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

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audje

can't spell orgy maybe???

my name is matt and i can't spell

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r

short for refer, pot, and marajuana

Hey, I just scored some nice green R.

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