Hong Bits

A proper-name euphemism for smoking marijuana out of a kick-ass water bong. Great for using at and around the office.

- Hey can you guys help with a charity drive after work?

- No, we can't, we're visiting my old friend Hong Bits.

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Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.

My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

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smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.

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smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz grate mon.

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cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

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fess up

to confess

"Fess up or we'll all be caught"

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tippin

Tippin means ridin or rollin slowly in your car. It has nothing to do with swerving from side to side, thats flossin or swangin. thanks for playing.

did you see that punkass tippin down southle?

yeah lets swerve on him

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