what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

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Bouncy Girl

Gaz's second girlfriend, unbeknownst to Jen!

Hey Bouncy Girl, can I have a burger please!

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Renno

used to describe a stupid person

"Man...why are you a Renno?"

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girlfriend

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

word the girl who wanted to be god/word

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Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

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Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

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Aussie chick

A rare specimen amongst engineering students: a hot girl

The Aussie chick hates me :(

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