E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

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hound

The name Durham University (UK) students commonly use to refer to "Planet of Sound", the best Friday night out on the town. Plays cheese, dance and alternative music. Far better than Klute.

Girl) Hey, are you coming to hound tonight?

Guy) What kind of a question is that? Of course I am!

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humt

To defecate, from the sound made by those who are constipated and are attempting to speed the defecation process.

I'll meet you guys at the basketball court in 15 minutes. I have to take a humt.

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

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buftieboy

a poofter, gay boy, dale winton fan.

michael maindron is a buftieboy

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kraryiecaca

you crazy cocksucker

whats your problem krayiecaca

lmaoplane

Lol...so tru3...LMAOPLANE is teh pwn,LMAOPLANES pwn so h4rd that U cry leike gurls,that U cant m337 cos U suXXors hard.W007

"Jeeves i wish to book a flight to Stanstead on the LMAOPLANE..."
" certainly Sir, U R teh haXX"

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