mindless self indulgence

one of the best punk/breakbeat industrial bands ever. known for lives shows where in some cases Jimmy Urine (singer) pisses on himself and makes out with the crowd

im going to the MSI show this friday and i hope Jimmy pisses on my face

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De Profundis

Literally translates as "of the Depths" or, with modification, "from the depths". Any reference to a being emerging from the pit of dispair to greater things is entirely contextual.

Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.

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wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

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duemellon

Class "A" asshole.

Duemellon is a Class "A" asshole.

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Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

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heaven

where women go when they go to bed with me

last night

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lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
Backround: Made up by some kid trying to be origional...Brendan this ones for u...

Guy: Hey man BOOBIES!!
Guy2: lmfaoshism greatest word ever!
Guy: Swoot...

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