Volcanogina

A vagina that dribbles or spews forth blood unexpectedly and unprovoked.

"Michelle's explosive volcanogina soon led Morry to cover everything in his room with butcher paper and dropcloths."

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

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dumb as a stick

See dumb as a rock

Beth is dumb as a stick.

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Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.

Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women

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rark up

to provoke

"Stop rarking me up"

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anal seepage

Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!

I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.

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procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

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