Gwack em'

slang term when playing basketball.

*shoots ball* gwack em'!!

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spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

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FCS

Fat Chick Syndome. The universal syndrome that seems to cause fat chicks to need constant attention, validation about everyting they do from others, and to plain and simple annoy the hell out of the rest of us. This is especially bad at the office or when drinking is involved.

'She's annoying the hell out of me AGAIN. This is unbelievable.'

'Yeah, FCS. Brutal'

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dirtysanchez

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.

My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.

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vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

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smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

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Durbal

An absolute cunt, in fact, the biggest cunt in the universe. I HATE HIM

Durbal is a massive CUNT!

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