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wall hack

To use hacks (aka h4x) to do any of the following in online games:
1. See through walls.
2. Go through or climb walls
3. Shoot through walls
4. Capture flags or other objectives through walls

Those ghey h4x0rs wallhacked by the hostages in Counter-Strike and stole the flag through the floor in Halo

by PeaTearGriffin March 7, 2005

132πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


wal mart

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

by PeaTearGriffin November 25, 2005

74πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006

47πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 5, 2005

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


True Romance

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.

Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."

by PeaTearGriffin September 5, 2005

53πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ping

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."

My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.

by PeaTearGriffin June 21, 2006

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

11πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž