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melodrama

Exaggerated emotion and hyperbole.

Melodrama is my life, I would die without it!

by PeaTearGriffin May 21, 2006

149πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ruffles

The best kind of plain potato chips.

Ruffles are crunchy because they have the ripples on them.

Ruffles are a good potato chip to go with a lunch or a snack.

by PeaTearGriffin November 13, 2005

46πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


ramping

A relatively new feature on high-end paintball markers:
The player simply presses the trigger 5 times a second for the first second, then the marker will speed up to a 15 balls per second rate of fire after the first second.

This has caused much controversy as it is being allowed in some professional paintball leagues, even though fully automatic fire is not, and ramping, at its core, is not a semi-automatic rate of fire, the only rate of fire previously allowed.

Ramping is generally considered a crutch of weak players and cheaters who don't have the skill or dexterity to shoot their markers at a fast rate of fire without having to rely on ramping or automatic fire.

Ramping is for pussies.

by PeaTearGriffin August 31, 2005

60πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

220πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 27, 2005

62πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Dharma and Greg

One of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever.

Dharma and Greg is rubbish.

by PeaTearGriffin September 5, 2005

27πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž