table whore

Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).

"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."

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