Dad

The hypocritical man who controls your life, and hates you because he loves you. In your teenage years, he won't let you do anything fun and will always assume you are doing drugs, drinking, and doing other illegal things. He will say you have no rights and treat like shit, because he loves you... He will also try to make you feel guilty when in an argument with him and tell you to move out of the house, but you can never tell if he really means it or if he's just trying to scare you. Dads- you can't live with them, but you can't live without them.

Dad: BlahBlahSchoolBlahBitchGradesBlahBlah

You: >insert excuses here< (dad cuts you off mid-sentence)

Dad: Stop making excuses BlahBlahBitchBlah. (you cut him off to finish what you were saying)

Dad: Don't cut me off while I'm talking!!11!!1!!! It's disrespectful!1!1!!1!! Respect your elders!!!!!!!1! You're a kid, you have no rights!!!!!!!!!!

You: Okay...

Dad: Why do I waste all my time trying to raise you? I put all my time into raising you and this is how you treat me? Why am I always the bad guy? :'(

You: ...

Dad: Fuck you, asshole. Pack your bags and get out!

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