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Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
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A fucking retarded sicko who faps to/rapes children, babies, and teens. They are usually old males from the ages of 50 to 80 and can barely stand up straight. Fact is, they probably ain't straight either.
Pedophiles are the scum of the Earth.
Below is Picard reacting to pedophiles.
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When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.
Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!
Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.
Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.
Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!
Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco MacÃas Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.
Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!
Help get deez coofers away from me!
If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!
I'm a coofer...
Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?
We're all coofers!
A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you wonât give it to him.
People say that heâs crazy. Damn right heâa crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I donât know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.
MMMMM! A ketamine addiction, I have. Destroying my life, it is.
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Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good
below is a gif of your mom and her sister.
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A particularly nice, upstanding gentleman with a wife and 2 kids. He goes out of his way to help those in need, and puts the well-being of others above himself. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he sure is a pleasure to be around, and can give you advice you never knew you needed. Toggaf Reggin is never late to anything, even in the most boring PowerPoint lectures, you can count on him being there. He will never disrespect anyone, even if they're practically asking for trouble, he will not get involved, as he is a pacifist. He seems to radiate an aura of happiness, as those around him always become happier, and he offers help to the depressed. Toggaf Reggin is truly a paragon of virtue!
Henrietta: "I heard that nice Toggaf Reggin fellow cleaned up the Ajit Pai so that the janitor would have an easier day."
Travis: "What a swell guy!"
Jackson: "We could all learn something from Toggaf Reggin."
Harold: "Have you heard? Toggaf Reggin's brother, Sinep Reggin, is coming over for a picnic! I'm going to go there!"
Chad: "That sounds awesome! I'm gonna go too!"
Below is footage of Toggaf Reggin himself!