The Nothing Belt

Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.

My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?

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1) when you bust a nut so hard that the nut becomes self aware and puts in the keys your keyboard backwards thru a search engine.
2) when you're really fucking bored and you search up your keyboard letters backwards.

my niqquah fred got so bored one day that he just typed in =-0987654321`\poiuytrewq';lkjhgfdsa/.,mnbvcxz on the keyboard for no damn reason.

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The Inquisition

Your bitch-ass Parents.

Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.

Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!

Fuck The Inquisition.

The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.

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