Nabihah

She got little man syndrome because she’s 4ft and scary and shit so even tho she cute don’t mess with her cos she’ll punch ur knee caps. Pretty Islamic name and prob born in November

“Hi I’m called nabihah”
“Where’s that sound coming from ?”
“Down here 😐”

Hannah

She got the phattest ass ever. She bigger but that’s ok cos she also thiccer. I know a Hannah she’s the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. If you argue with her it’s over but she’s also the best person for advice in an argument non involving her. She a little bit mentally ill and uses humour and fat jokes to cope with her shi. She grew up ugly asf but ended up lookin fineeeee. Never stops talking but also great at listening.

Person 1 - “I don’t get why everyone likes Hannah”

Person 2- “She’s just a likeable person and funny asf! I don’t get why you don’t”

Person 1- “True I’m obviously just jealous”