Cap City

Metaphor for someone who never tells the truth, it’s like they live in a cesspit of bullshit.
The worst human beings live here

Aaron - “Jack, who’s your favourite footballer?”
Jack - “Uhhhh, Crista Ronaldo. Suwi ?!”
Aaron - “What the cunt are you on about? You are in cap city.”

Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

Capmeister

Someone who cannot form a literal sentence without capping in it, they’re constantly capping. Known as the most fucking annoying people to exist.
Permanent resident of Cap City.

Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.

Jack - “So last night I got bitches at Aaron’s party.” *whimpers in cap like the little bitch he is*

Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”

Caphazard

Similar to Haphazard as suggests a lack of organisation and rather chaos, but also suggests that the subject is capping.

Saying the COVID vaccine shrinks your balls was a caphazard statement for the world .