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A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.
The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.
Examples of a Desperate Messenger:
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Vasya
faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:
nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california
seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure
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A sociopath is mainly identified by there being something very wrong with a person's conscious. They either 1) have a conscious with "holes" in it, 2)they don't seem to have one at all or 3) they are able to completely neutralize their sense of conscious into a perspective that they aren't doing anything wrong.
One thing is for sure: Sociopaths only care about themselves and only see themselves as being "real" or truely human. Everybody and everything outside of themselves are twisted in their mind into mere objects to be used to achieve personal fulfillment.
A sociopath oftin believes that they are doing nothing wrong or doing something greatly good, due to their egocentricity and grandiose sense of self-worth. They will cold-bloodedly take what they want and do as they please at any expense of anyone in their lives; predators who satisfy their lust for power and control through superficial charm, manipulation, intimidation, and violence.
There seems to be a difference between the made sociopath (one who's lived a life with a childhood that pushed them into the mind state of a sociopath) and the "true" sociopath (one who is born a sociopath.)
- Common Sociopath: simple lack of conscious.
- Alienated Sociopath: an inability to love or recieve love.
- Aggressive Sociopath: a consistent saddistic streak.
- Dyssocial Sociopath: an ability to abide by GANG rules, as long as these rules are the WRING rules.
A list of common (but not limmited-to) sociopathic traits and charictaristics:
Egocentricity, callousness, lack of impulse control, exaggerated sexuality, great boasting, inability to resist temptation, a lowly attitude toward the opposite sex, a lack of intirest in bonding with a mate, siblings or their own children. Superficial and glib charm, need for stimulation and continuous praise, lack of remorse, guilt, empathy and behavioral controls. Juvinile delinquency, criminal versatility, many short-term relationships and sometimes a God-like grandiose sense of self worth. It all begins and ends with that person's defect of conscious.
Something like the Vulcans in Star Trek a sociopath's reasoning can't seem to handle any mixing of their cognition and emotions. Apparently, some of the more prominant psycologists believe it only takes THREE of the above to be defined as a sociopath.
A true Sociopath is rare and ever more rare is a woman who is a sociopath. Some rather well known sociopaths are Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Marcas Wesson and Scot Peterson.
Some fictional sociopaths are Kevin (Sin City) and Lisa (Girl, Interrupted)
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A Name-Dropper is someone who drops a name in one of two ways:
1) They INSISTS that this person is the coolest, sexiest, most kick-ass "motha-fuckah evah!" Claim that this person is the hottest, baddest bitch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) They INSIST that this person is a complete "douche-ass-faggot!" who sucks dick at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can't even get a grandma/faggot to fuck them. If it's a girl, she's a slut. If it's a guy, he's a fag. Period.
If the Name-Dropper described how stupid and faggoty the person is or how skanky and slutty the person is, the name they're dropping is usually someone the Name-Dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they're jealous.
If the Name-Dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick ass that person is and to "watch out" for this "bad azz", the person this Name-Dropper describes is more likely than not, the Name-Dropper THEMSELVES. Ane they want EVERYONE to know what KOOL BEAUTIFUL/HOT CHICKAS/DUDES THEY ARE.... while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
Name-Dropper: Lizza is the coolest, sexiest, most beautiful girl evah! Shes the SHIT, so all you fuckers bettah watch out or she'll -
Normal Person: Oh, shut up, Name-Dropper! we all know you're "Lizza" and the only one who thinks you're cool is YOU!
Name-Dropper: Lyke, OMG! STFU, I'm nut Lizza, Im hur friend, n' Lizza is the coolest chicka evah! She'll kick ur azz, so -
Normal Person: *fires cannon at the Name-Dropping idiot*
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1.) A group of people who claim to love Super Junior, but don't accept the whole Super Junior Family. Super Junior was originally a 13-member South Korean boy band of mass popularity. SM Entertainment tried to introduce 17-year-old Chinese-Canadian Henry Lau as the 14th member, but because a large amount of Korean fans went apeshit SM had to backtrack, and claim that Henry was never a part of the original group, and only going to be a part of a sub-group, SJM along with Zhou Mi.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
Ex. #1:
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
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The Emo Argument is the back and fourth and back and fourth and back and fourth Def. Wars argument people engage in, concerning all things "Emo" on the Urban Dictionary. The argument always involves something to the effect of one or more of the following:
- weather BEING emo is cool or not
- weather "emo" music is good or bad.
- weather emo is "scene" or not.
- what emos look like and weather this is good or bad
- what emos act like and weather it's good or bad.
- weather emos are "posures" are not.
- weather emo is blah blah-bla, bla bla bla bla-blah. BLAH-BLA BLAH! OMGWTF!!!11!LOL!
Weather one is for or against Emo, there are more useless "definitions" on Emo on this site, than you could ever hope to shake a stick at.
The Emo Argument is something to this effect:
Anti-Emo Idiot: stupid emo fucks are douche bag gay ass faggots! Bloo bla-blah!
Pro-Emo Idiot: Hey fuckers, emo is cool and shit! Emo has been around since blah-blah-blah!!!
Anti-Emo Idiot: metal kicks emo's ass! My Chemical Romance is faggoty pussy emo music! Blah, bla bla blah! Bloo blah!
Normal Person: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!!
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When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.
UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.
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Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. A sandwich most satesfying....
Need I say more?
A twist on The Irish Sandwich is The Irish Sandwich with Canadian Bacon: Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy, JRM and Hayden Christensen.
There is an extreme shortage of the Irish Sandwich in our world....
That's why the Gods created Fannon!
FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
FanGirl #2 "Oy! Add a slice of Canadian Bacon, will ya?"
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