fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

clown trooper

clown troopers molest the enemy and use squirt guns filled with gasoline.They march in groups of 9 not 10 and they target civilian targets instead of the enemy.

civilian1: Hey look its the clown troopers
civilian2:CLOWN TROOPERS?!
(FIRING STARTS)

coomlaphant

a skinny malnourished elephant who will step on dead carcasses of his failed kids from 2006.

Person 1: "is it wrong that i have a boner right now?"
Person 2: "NO because it's coomlaphant

a shape

used to describe a person with a fettish of chewing barbed wire to keep the tooth fairy out.
a shape gets its distinct nick name by having their gums look like shapes from triangles to octogons

person 1:Eww wtf happened to ur gums
person 2:im a shape
person 1:not in my house your not!

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fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt