Unicorn

A negative term used by straight couples looking to save their dying relationship by searching for a third for a threesome.

Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship.

Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest.

If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!

“Did you hear? Stacy and Mark went looking on Tinder for a woman to be their unicorn!”
“Why?”
“Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Hell no!”

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Unicorn

A term used by straight couples on the verge of a breakup to describe an individual who would be willing to enter a threesome with them. Named a “unicorn” as it’s rare someone would be willing to enter that volatile mess of a relationship.

“Hey did you hear? Stacy and Mark went on Tinder to look for a unicorn to try to save their dying relationship!”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Nope!”

“Ugh, I went on a dating app to look for a relationship but all I’m getting is straight couples looking for a unicorn!”

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