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An insult to humankind about fatty acids.

You are such a bloggit, Kathryn.

Seed Barn

Seed Barn, A place of dwelling, for children who call their moms "Maw". Commonly-known for orphans who disobey their non-biological parents. Seed Barn is kept in check by wild wolves who tend to roam outside of the seed barn, looking for a little orphan child for a tasty snack. Son, get in the damn seed barn! No maw!

Mrs. Henrietta told Jimmy to sleep in the seed barn.
I better get in the seed barn before maw sees me out in the cow pasture!