Puerto Rican Tickler

1: The hair on the throat of a Puerto Rican female, usually with some sort of gel or hairspray, preferably AquaNet. It is called this because when receiving oral sex, the hair upon the throat of this rare species of woman, will "tickle" your testicles.

"Wow, I banged this chick last night when I was completely drunk, and she played with my balls with her Puerto Rican Tickler, I'd hit it again!"

Not to be confused with, "The Spanish Sweep" as this is the PROCESS of the Puerto Rican Tickler, sweeping against the scrotum.

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Fruits of Sally

1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.

Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!