couple's retreat

When go somewhere and everyone at the location is a couple. There are no single people. Not a good time unless you are one of the couples. Usually an awkward situation for anyone who is single.

The party was off the hook for a while then everyone left and it turned into couple's retreat. Let's go to another party to find some chicks.

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general's daughter

After you are done fingering a girls vagina you go outside and shake the hand of her father with the hand you just fingered his daugther with.

Last night I gave Carrie's dad the general's daughter when he came to pick her up; he had no idea.

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