snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

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Ayrton Senna

A skidmark left on ones helmet after engaging in anal intercourse.

“Darling, please pass me a baby wipe, I’ve got an Ayrton Senna again”

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