Simp monkey

A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls

Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey

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matt peq

a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.

guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty

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