Swifted

To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.

Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts

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Blue Cheese

Someone who is absolutely terrible at what they do. It would take too long to describe everything wrong with them, so you just settle with "Blue Cheese".

Person 1: Did you see him miss that easy layup? He needs to retire immediately.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally blue cheese

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