mother

1.A female human being whom gave birth to you.
2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.

1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'fuck your mother's pussy'.

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Pekingese

Bunch of stupid jackasses thinking they could represent the whole Chinese people.

I actually found the word 'Pekingese' quite tasty, just like their roast duckey.

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Merriam-Webster dictionary

A collection of American words not actually used by Americans.

I found Urban Dictionary more useful than Merriam-Webster dictionary while learnig modern American language.

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Tianjin

Also called Tientsin, a fucked up city, dwelled by people that actually smarter than those in Beijing.

Tianjin's energy were sucked up by Beijing during 50 year's communism reign.

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Pol Pot

Mao Tse-tung's evil son.

Pol Pot is the very example of political leader under Chinese Communist Party influence.

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Pol Pot

Mao Tse-tung's evil son.

Pol Pot set the very example of political leader under CCP influence.

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stella

the most beautiful girl ever, usually tall and very fair. has an amazing smile, lovely hair and the most complete features a girl could possess.
always threatens to cry if anything happens like a baby. skin as smooth as a cat and smells very good. a good kisser.

most of the time the most wanted girl in school because of her beauty and personality. has many friends.

EXAMPLE 1

boy 1 : damn look at that girl, she must be stella
boy 2 : seeing from her features and her height, she definitely is a stella

EXAMPLE 2

"hey did you see how beautiful stella looked today in school?"
"she's stella dude, she never doesn't look beautiful"

EXAMPLE 3

Jealous girl 1:"ah damn i wish i had stella's hair"
Jealous girl 2:"i wish i had her everything, she's the most beautiful girl around"

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