the best song producer/writer/singer/rapper/god of all time (also im the only real one)
"have you heard PeeZus' new album?"
"no"
"i hate you"
"dude... i was pulling up my pants but.... there was 8"
"goddamn it dude you gotta change your pants now"
when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim
"dude i just took a fat turbocentric piss"
The opposite of Peeism, Pooism is a philosophy of following just what's popular and just accepting what's popular as what's true (which has caused more harm than help), and shaming other people that don't believe the same thing they do.
"I like Pooism"
"Look into Peeism instead
The philosophy of not being dumb and actually looking into stuff more than just what someone else says and developing your own opinions while they aren't being affected by someone else and being yourself, while also not shaming people that don't believe what you don't believe, because that causes pooism.
"Man I have no clue why more people don't use Peeism more, it's just right"
"Yeah, people are just dumb"