heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

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Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

Simon-hot

adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.

Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.

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Wahkeshia

n. A undercover name given to a girl that works in a mostly black environment.

Sally assumed the name of Wahkeshia while working at her local KFC to help her fit in with the crowd.

flown

n. A corpse of a fly.

This fly is dead, it is now a flown.

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Family Tank

n. A large military style tank used by an average North American family to do mundane tasks such as drive children to sports events and/or pay a vist to your local Walmart.

Brenda needed to get to her friend's house in a jiffy. She just started up her family tank.

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chink chow

n. slang. Chinese food. (usually a buffet or takeout)

Let's go to China Moon and get some fucking chink chow!

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