Peenar(s)

A peenar is smelly sausage between your legs.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.

Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.

Me:I reached under the covers to scratch my peenar in the dark, but then i felts something unusually hairys. Turns out, i was scratchings evil ballsack of... the creature.

The creature: I will eats your peenar now.

Me: Noooooo!

Peenar(s)