Middle child

You are the mistake in the family. It’s because your disgusting mf ass dad thought it would be a great idea to skip the condom and then he decided not to fucking pull out because he is a deusch bag! And then your mom thought you looked cute and decided to have sex again and ASKED for another kid.

The middle child is the most annoying and can get away with any shit possible because no one recognizes them!

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