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Peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting.
After fucking Frank's mom, he wrote Frank's name in Kentucky Cursive.
Fucking the stoma hole until you cum in it and choke the person to death.
Woman: Why isnt Sally at the party?
Me: I gave her a Stoma Stuffing last night. Her funeral is tomorrow.
The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.
My girlfriend has been with alot of people, I'll have to run a VagFax before I sleep with her.
The vaginal history of how many partners and STD's a woman has had. And if it has been in any wrecks. Similar to CarFax.
I've heard my girlfriend has been with alot of guys. I'm gonna have to run a VagFax on her.
The act of fucking a throat stoma until you cum in it and choke the person.
I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.
Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.
Getting oral sex, while driving down the road.
I picked up Billys mom from the airport, she gave me a roader on the way home.
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