Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

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Holy foam

A variant of the Houdini, in which, instead of releasing the load on your partner's face, you fill your hand with the holy juice and smack them the moment they turn around. (Similar to a smack cam, but with extra prestige.)

Dude, she experienced the holy foam and it was life changing for her.