The act of jerking someone off using your asscheeks. The act is preferably done while the performer spews out a geyser of shit.
Man, last night, Clarise gave me the best twerkjerk Iâve ever had; I was wiping the shit off my dick for two hours
A sexual practice in which one forces oneâs sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partnerâs anus and then uses oneâs hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of oneâs partner. If done correctly, shit should cover oneâs hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.
Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did⦠it was so good.
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