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Twerkjerk

The act of jerking someone off using your asscheeks. The act is preferably done while the performer spews out a geyser of shit.

Man, last night, Clarise gave me the best twerkjerk I’ve ever had; I was wiping the shit off my dick for two hours

by Pen1sMaster August 3, 2022


Turkish glove

A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.

Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did… it was so good.

by Pen1sMaster October 21, 2021

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