Justine

Justines are funny, clever people who get nervous in public. They will often panic and say silly or dumb things. Justines like to change their hair colors; the hair color doesn't matter, however, because they really are trying to distract the viewer from the curly-headed mop they call hair. Justines also like to get naked with other people, but would go under a pseudonym such as "Janice" to distract attention from their nighttime activities.

Friend: Justine, were you just making out with that ginger?
Justine: Janice is such a slut! ... I panicked!

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