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when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
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When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
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the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable
Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.
Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.
Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
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a person on Facebook who over posts and/or changes status updates on a continuous basis causing your news feed to be inundated with their posts
Penelope was the quintessential Facebookundator, she posted songs and pics once every 5 minutes all day every day.
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a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags
Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!
Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
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Afraid that people will think you are gay, particularly if you do or say something that is traditionally assigned to the opposite gender
John Pow is homophobic, he's afraid people will think he's gay because he sucks cocks
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.
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