Chicken Phillip

When you are drunk and you want red rooster

It's gotta be red chicken phillip

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Bunbury

To Bunbury is to create a fictitious; person; appointment... In order to avoid obligations.
Adj. Bunburying, Bunburyist. Originated from The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde.

You sure are a Bunbury artist!

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Human

A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)

You are probably a human if you're reading this

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Da

Short for the conjunction the, but one letter shorter

Slay da pussy

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Facial discrimination

1. The act of judging/categorising someone, based on their face.
2. Teasing the formation of someone's face in a judgemental fashion.

Bully: oi your nose should be around 0.362 millimetres to the left!
Victim: Wow stop looking at me so closely pervert, ooh and that's facial discrimination (thanks pengueleon for that new word you're so cool and you should get word of the week.)

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Elf Milk

An Australian company renowned for milking elves to make deliciously smooth milk and it comes in a variety of different flavours.

Authentically squeezed from the teet of an adolescent pregnant elf from Iceland you can not deny that this is Elf Milk

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Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter