soccer

A game enjoyed by ten year olds and people outside the United States. Nobody relevant enjoys soccer. It is a faggy looking game you can get no pleasure participating in or watching. Eurofags especially get worked up over it, because in their countries, soccer is the only thing they're good at, as they've long been irrelevant as world powers for ages. In Europe, soccer is called "football". It makes more sense to call that football than American football, but since it's such a shitty sport, nobody in the U.S. can bring themselves to call it that.

Eurofag: Blimey, mate, what a rousing game of football!
American: Soccer's for fags, limey.
Eurofag: Wot wot? Oh yeah? Well the pound beats the dollar!
American: Enjoy your faggy no-hands game, loser with bad teeth.

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