Green County Pennsylvania

Located in the extreme Southwestern Corner of Pennsylvania, but it might as well be part of West Virginia, because anything goes, in this part of God’s country; redneck farms, hillbillies, old abandoned farms, cousins marrying cousins, oh, and Waynesburg University.

Yer from Green County Pennsylvania? How’s the huntin’ out there? I heard it ain’t nuthin butta buncha hillbillies and kissing cousins there.

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Richeyville

A little patch town in Washington Co., PA, where there’s only 4 varieties of houses, with a population of 1813 as of July 1st, 2018. It once had the largest bituminous coal mine in the world, but that’s about the only record that Richeyville ever set, and will set. It is a hot spot for trick-or-treaters because the houses are close together. There’s an old rusty water tower on top of the hill that probably hasn’t been painted in over 20 years. It has a carnival every first week of June, and a fireman’s parade during that weekend. That is all.

You’re from Richeyville? Where the heck is that?

PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.

Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”

PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.

Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”

PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.

Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”

buttery rip

Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.

Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”

Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”