emulated butter

Another way to refer to cum.

Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!

The Waifu Property

The need/want to throw aside reality and spend your life playing video games in order to spend time with your ultimate waifu.

Person 1: Why do you think he plays games all day?

Person 2: Dude, obviously because of The Waifu Property.