Psychic love

When somebody you or they love you,
Thinks of you or you think of them;
When they think of you and you think of them.

This one time (at band camp) I was thinking of my friend Tanner, and he texted me “Hey, what’s up?” And I realized we had psychic love.

Acident

When you accidentally take acid.

Bruh: Remember when you had that acident in Las Vegas?

Other bruh: Bruh I forgot she said in the group chat that these were dosed!