symotom

Wasting time trying to find definitions on urban dictionary of words that don’t exist.

Pete: *hits blunt* I’m looking for symotoms right now, bro.
Nick: What.?

Muffin

Someone who is both short and fat

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person’

Shabooped

To be shabooped, one must be so stoned that you cannot get any higher; you get to the point of b being brain dead.

After John had smoked a medical oz to the face, he was so shabooped that he tried to eat the smoke from the blunt.