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1.) noun.
Mid 30s man who torments opposing basketball coaches from row 4. Most notably, he broke Jerome Tang by imitating his sadness and disdain for the officials, prompting Tang, an otherwise honest man, to accusing the opposing team to the ludicrous act of cheating, with no substantiated proof.
2.) verb
Dancing with a bratwurst in your left hand whilst being on a national network television.
Bill: Whatâs the deal with Jerome Tang? Heâs usually a level headed, honest coach that fields a solid basketball teamâ¦.
Verne: You didnât hear? Cyclone Jim Carrey shattered his confidence by imitating him after that technical foul on Wednesday.
Bill: Alrighty then. I did not know thatâ¦.at least his fanbase is full of upstanding, knowledgeable, and thoughtful peopleâ¦.
Verne: â¦wellâ¦compared to hawk fansâ¦.maybeâ¦.
The hypocritical call for action toward a team or entity that one has no affiliation with. Many times, this can refer to the firing or âcleaning houseâ or an otherwise moderately successful coaching staff.
Jim: Wow, those fans are calling for that coaches head after that beat down.
Mark: Yes, this is classic Hawkeye-ing. They donât even have a reason to care, but they feign outrage to put up the facade, like they actually have a clue whatâs going on.
Jim: Manâ¦..those people must be insufferable personally.
Being a fan of a sport team without any real affiliation or connection to said team.
Fan: WOOO GO HAWKS!
Jim: Why is that fan such a big fan of the Hawks? He didnât even go to that school. As a matter of fact, he dropped out of community college.
Mark: Meh, heâs hawkeye-ing. You expect garbage to smell, right?
The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arbyâs.
Mark: Oh Jimâ¦.you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeahâ¦you knowâ¦..after Arbyâs?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. Thatâs just a muddy, floaty pile. Iâm guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: Itâs a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arbyâs = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, âb ᶬâ.
The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.