Tiving

Where you shove your fingers up your ass and wipe the shit on your penis while masterbating.

Man 1: I was doing tiving last night and it felt amazing.
Man 2: shut up and never speak to me again

Methuselah

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.

Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.

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