Alexa

The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.

Example 1:

Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*

Example 2:

Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*