Spreadmas

An annual day of celebration held in the week after Christmas Day that involves guests each bringing a spread of food in the spirit of sharing and love. A chance for friends to get together after the craziness of the Christmas season to have a laugh and sample as many different foods as possible.

'What are you bringing to Spreadmas this year?'

'Mum has made me some sausage rolls, those will do nicely. Plus a slab'

unwarranted piccione

The act of having an over-inflated sense of one's ability despite no evidence supporting this belief

Gibbo: 'I swear that if I stayed off the piss I could have run the 100m at the Commonwealth Games'

Everyone: 'Gibbo that's unwarranted piccione and you fucking know it'

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